meladoodle:

*forgets what im talking about halfway through a sentence*

(via ozzidan4)

deluminator:

deluminator:

i try not to sound like an asshole but it’s really hard because i am an asshole

my mom texted me a facebook screenshot of this today and said ‘sounds like something you would say LOL’ like u have no idea mom 

(via meggiepoo-03)

valeria2067:

sebastiandebeste:

"sit up straight" how dare you i’ll sit as gay as i please

image

(via awokenbyacloudofsteam)

divergentgrace:

ctrl-alt-megan:

ussdarthwhovian:

little-lark:

thesp00ky:

jobforawhatlord:

darrynek:

is this supposed to change my mind because it didn’t



IT IS NOT FUCKING JIF IF YOU TELL ME YOU PRONOUNCE IT THAT WAY I WILL LAUGH IN YOUR GODDAMN FACE BECAUSE GIF STANDS FOR “GRAPHICS INTERCHANGE FORMAT” NOT FUCKING “JRAPHICS INTERCHANGE FORMAT” 

Preach

Reblogging again for the Nick Fury GIF, that is pronounced Gif not Jif




Its GIF because it isn’t a fucking peanut butter for choosey moms jfc

divergentgrace:

ctrl-alt-megan:

ussdarthwhovian:

little-lark:

thesp00ky:

jobforawhatlord:

darrynek:

is this supposed to change my mind because it didn’t

IT IS NOT FUCKING JIF IF YOU TELL ME YOU PRONOUNCE IT THAT WAY I WILL LAUGH IN YOUR GODDAMN FACE BECAUSE GIF STANDS FOR “GRAPHICS INTERCHANGE FORMAT” NOT FUCKING “JRAPHICS INTERCHANGE FORMAT” 

Preach

Reblogging again for the Nick Fury GIF, that is pronounced Gif not Jif

Its GIF because it isn’t a fucking peanut butter for choosey moms jfc

(via allherthoughts)

that-awkward-potato-:

rantyrandy:

indieduckie:

comicsansmpreg:

rest in peace you fucking toilet cover

Do you think Sully was caught, killed, shaved, had his fur turned into a toilet seat cover, and had his body experimented on, all because he was trying to visit Boo at the end of Monsters, Inc.?

It would explain why there was a prequel and not a sequel…

This post just ruined my life

(via beyond-the-starsz)

weteevee:

strangecharmer:

weteevee:

laptop overheating?? pour water on it to cool it down!

i trusted you

Do not trust people like me. I will take you to museums, and parks, and monuments, and kiss you in every beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like blood in your mouth. I will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible. And when I leave you will finally understand, why storms are named after people

(via ice-cream-tuesdae)

lostequileros:

wannajoke:

That’s why China doesn’t participate in the World Cup

Omg

lostequileros:

wannajoke:

That’s why China doesn’t participate in the World Cup

Omg

(via theimperfectdream)

hella-nick:

I AM A SEVENTEEN YEAR OLD BOY

(via rocksolidsteadycupholders)

nickelode0n:

baby, i don’t care about your stomach

or your legs

or how big your boobs are

i don’t care about you at all

leave me alone

(via claudiaisnotinteresting)

christmasbarakat:

my dad is a cop and i just called him and he was like “hey i have a 17 year old boy in the back of my cop car right now that i’m running him to the station” and i asked if he was cute and my dad said “Hey, my daughter wants to know if you’re cute” and the guy said “i want to say yes, sir” and my dad started laughing so fucking hard

(via makliss)

musiccitylove:

This is honestly the best gif ever. I’m going to reblog this twice.

musiccitylove:

This is honestly the best gif ever. I’m going to reblog this twice.

(via fell-in-love-with-a-liar)

masterblaster:

theeasyvirtue:

masterblaster:

We ordered lube and rubbers online and because we spent more than $20 they sent us a free (too-big-to-use) dildo. So…

to big to use….?

You know, I’m glad you asked, because it allows me to print a correction.
I originally said it was too big to use, but yesterday I learned an important lesson about determination and believing in yourself.

masterblaster:

theeasyvirtue:

masterblaster:

We ordered lube and rubbers online and because we spent more than $20 they sent us a free (too-big-to-use) dildo. So…

to big to use….?

You know, I’m glad you asked, because it allows me to print a correction.

I originally said it was too big to use, but yesterday I learned an important lesson about determination and believing in yourself.

(via whenthecoffeeisready)

spank-that-cass:

carry-on-my-wayward-nun:

freefvlling:

pug-of-tea:

entercamelot:



the night bloggers have arrived….but this time with a point.

Holy

Or the Australians

same thing

spank-that-cass:

carry-on-my-wayward-nun:

freefvlling:

pug-of-tea:

entercamelot:

image

the night bloggers have arrived….but this time with a point.

Holy

Or the Australians

same thing

(via whenthecoffeeisready)

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