I was trying to explain to my grandma what being bisexual meant and saying that I looked at ladies butts and she was all
"You’re not GAY everyone checks out ladies rear ends" and my sister was like "I have never wanted to look at a ladies butt"
Later my grandma called me and was like “I THINK I MIGHT BE A LITTLE GAY”
BEST GRANDMA STORY
i’ve been thinking about this google doodle a lot. yeah you think you’re tired, 3? think about 1. they’re dancing for another 6 years. 0? 86 more years. don’t even get me started on 2. they’re stuck discoing it up for another 986 years. so you know what, 3? you better get your out of shape ass out of there. quit acting like a weak ass shit. you’ve got it better than the rest of them. you don’t know shit, 3.
so i was wearing this today
and it felt kinda familiar so i adjusted the shirt
put my hair down and accessorized
BOOM KIM POSSIBLE
OMG WHY IS THIS GETTING NOTES
because you actually look like a hella attractive accurate version of kim possible
My friend and her bf just broke up and she called me crying and I was all like “You’re going to fall in love so many times before you find the one you’ll be with forever. So think of it this way; you’re one heartbreak closer to happily ever after.” and I think she thought I was being deep and insightful, but really I was quoting wizards of waverly place