thesecretworldofarrietty:

i met Miley Cyrus two weeks ago or something and she refused to sign my Hannah Montana CD

she told me it wasn’t funny 

(via catzferdayz)

coolbloqqer:

the worst thing is when someone insults you and they’re right 

(via reeceyhb)

kayliesaurusrex:

gambleorcs:

I was trying to explain to my grandma what being bisexual meant and saying that I looked at ladies butts and she was all
"You’re not GAY everyone checks out ladies rear ends" and my sister was like "I have never wanted to look at a ladies butt"
Later my grandma called me and was like “I THINK I MIGHT BE A LITTLE GAY”

BEST GRANDMA STORY

(via duack)

dottily:

i’ve been thinking about this google doodle a lot. yeah you think you’re tired, 3? think about 1. they’re dancing for another 6 years. 0? 86 more years. don’t even get me started on 2. they’re stuck discoing it up for another 986 years. so you know what, 3? you better get your out of shape ass out of there. quit acting like a weak ass shit. you’ve got it better than the rest of them. you don’t know shit, 3. 

dottily:

i’ve been thinking about this google doodle a lot. yeah you think you’re tired, 3? think about 1. they’re dancing for another 6 years. 0? 86 more years. don’t even get me started on 2. they’re stuck discoing it up for another 986 years. so you know what, 3? you better get your out of shape ass out of there. quit acting like a weak ass shit. you’ve got it better than the rest of them. you don’t know shit, 3. 

(via saladste)

hollywood-is-plastic:

youtubebabes:

desillusional:

desillusional:

so i was wearing this today 

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and it felt kinda familiar so i adjusted the shirt

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put my hair down and accessorized

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BOOM KIM POSSIBLE 

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OMG WHY IS THIS GETTING NOTES

because you actually look like a hella attractive accurate version of kim possible

Exactly ^

(via kattregnboge)

laughpantry:

I feel like being a girl comes with a lot of terms and conditions that i didn’t sign up for.

(via palidance1o1)

best-of-funny:

kermit-the-frog:

tennasea:

i bet being a frog takes a lot of kermitment 

You think this is a fucking game

X

(via cumberbatchatme)

iamtravellingwiththedoctor:

thekrustykr4b:

who needs punk rock when you can have punk cock

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that could have been a very different picture

(via cumberbatchatme)

seifukucat:

eating clocks is really time consuming

(via palidance1o1)

plankt0n:

666blazeit:

nagitokomaecla:

An anon said i looked like cole sprouse and it inspired me

I THOUGHT THIS WAS COLE SPROUCE JUST RE DOING HIS PICTURES

I WAS THINKING THE SAME oH MY GOD.

(via palidance1o1)

vermofftiss:

There are people with a weak sense of humour.

There are people who miss golden opportunities.

And then there is George Takei.

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(via scionofthelongproject)

fawun:

im so naturally funny because my life is a joke

(via reeceyhb)

s-kinnie:

My friend and her bf just broke up and she called me crying and I was all like “You’re going to fall in love so many times before you find the one you’ll be with forever. So think of it this way; you’re one heartbreak closer to happily ever after.” and I think she thought I was being deep and insightful, but really I was quoting wizards of waverly place

(via offwith-thehead)

sexloveandnerdystuff:

This is one of the most inspirational posts I have ever seen on Tumblr.

sexloveandnerdystuff:

This is one of the most inspirational posts I have ever seen on Tumblr.

(via what-if-i-want-to-ship)

sexhaver:

juicyjacqulyn:

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

scientists could scour the arctic for decades and never find anything colder than this

sexhaver:

juicyjacqulyn:

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

scientists could scour the arctic for decades and never find anything colder than this

(via ashtynalexandra)

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