bemusedlybespectacled:

liamgalgey:

Mike Wazowski joins the Avengers.

THOR’S HAMMER IS BLOCKING HIS FACE I AM DYING

(via allherthoughts)

hailants:

sextingbarack:

I don’t care what anyone says, this was the best moment on TV ever.

this is the greatest thing i’ve ever seen

(via solarisneverguess)

nirvanaschild:

I’m sorry but this made my whole day

nirvanaschild:

I’m sorry but this made my whole day

(via once-upon-a-pancakes)

aviculor:

clannyphantom:

why do teenage boys go through that phase where they just imitate female moaning noises

it’s the only way they can hear it

(via pleasee-dont-die)

blackfemalepresident:

a underaged girl could be wearing lingerie and shaking her ass in a grown man’s face begging him to take her and guess whaaat

hes still trash for fucking her

hes the adult. he has enough control and willpower to say no. he knows that fucking kids is wrong.

stop sympathizing with men and protecting them for falling “victim” to “teenage temptresses”

if you cant trust yourself to not fuck kids, even if they “tempt you” the problem is you, NOT the kid

(via claudiaisnotinteresting)

handprintsandgoodgripsallonmyass:

glennrobertbanish:

spr-ngfever:

buttslikehouses:

34choco:

How to Really, Really Piss Off the Wesboro Baptist Church

i have never hit the reblog button so fast jfc

this is really great omg

Perfect

This is AMAZING

queensuperwholock:

gingergiggles:

paimon001:

nachosinthetardis:

there are nice americans

there are rude americans

there are nice brits

there are rude brits

there are nice canadians

there’s justin bieber

Every year on Canadian Thanksgiving, we perform a ritual to purge ourselves of our rudeness, Bieber absorbs it all. He was never meant to escape, we are sorry.

He was never meant to escape.

…I’ve only seen this legendary post in screenshots

(via atanvarnie)

meladoodle:

*forgets what im talking about halfway through a sentence*

(via ozzidan4)

deluminator:

deluminator:

i try not to sound like an asshole but it’s really hard because i am an asshole

my mom texted me a facebook screenshot of this today and said ‘sounds like something you would say LOL’ like u have no idea mom 

(via meggiepoo-03)

valeria2067:

sebastiandebeste:

"sit up straight" how dare you i’ll sit as gay as i please

image

(via awokenbyacloudofsteam)

divergentgrace:

ctrl-alt-megan:

ussdarthwhovian:

little-lark:

thesp00ky:

jobforawhatlord:

darrynek:

is this supposed to change my mind because it didn’t



IT IS NOT FUCKING JIF IF YOU TELL ME YOU PRONOUNCE IT THAT WAY I WILL LAUGH IN YOUR GODDAMN FACE BECAUSE GIF STANDS FOR “GRAPHICS INTERCHANGE FORMAT” NOT FUCKING “JRAPHICS INTERCHANGE FORMAT” 

Preach

Reblogging again for the Nick Fury GIF, that is pronounced Gif not Jif




Its GIF because it isn’t a fucking peanut butter for choosey moms jfc

divergentgrace:

ctrl-alt-megan:

ussdarthwhovian:

little-lark:

thesp00ky:

jobforawhatlord:

darrynek:

is this supposed to change my mind because it didn’t

IT IS NOT FUCKING JIF IF YOU TELL ME YOU PRONOUNCE IT THAT WAY I WILL LAUGH IN YOUR GODDAMN FACE BECAUSE GIF STANDS FOR “GRAPHICS INTERCHANGE FORMAT” NOT FUCKING “JRAPHICS INTERCHANGE FORMAT” 

Preach

Reblogging again for the Nick Fury GIF, that is pronounced Gif not Jif

Its GIF because it isn’t a fucking peanut butter for choosey moms jfc

(via allherthoughts)

that-awkward-potato-:

rantyrandy:

indieduckie:

comicsansmpreg:

rest in peace you fucking toilet cover

Do you think Sully was caught, killed, shaved, had his fur turned into a toilet seat cover, and had his body experimented on, all because he was trying to visit Boo at the end of Monsters, Inc.?

It would explain why there was a prequel and not a sequel…

This post just ruined my life

(via beyond-the-starsz)

weteevee:

strangecharmer:

weteevee:

laptop overheating?? pour water on it to cool it down!

i trusted you

Do not trust people like me. I will take you to museums, and parks, and monuments, and kiss you in every beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like blood in your mouth. I will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible. And when I leave you will finally understand, why storms are named after people

(via ice-cream-tuesdae)

Hey :) I'm Alice and I'm 17, I live in España and I'm from England :) I'm not very good at these things so meeerp. I reblog shit I find funny and I love Sherlock, Supernatural and Decter and all that :) I'm always up for new obsession so please drop me a message if you're obsessed with anything, whether it's a film, TV series or even a book! :D If you wanna know anything just message me :) Feel free to follow and I follow baack! :) x

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