msjewbooty: im gonna wear like 6 pairs of pants so people will begin to know me for wearing a ton of pants and when i get fat i will slowly remove the layers of pants and they won’t realize im fat they’ll just think i still wear 6 pairs of pants
amanderppp: vannahsbananas: mleting: talesofawallflower: portamental: oakbaby: im getting extremely emotional about this Oh my god HIS LITTLE WINGS THO I AM CRYING WHY DONT CUTE DUCKS FOLLOW ME AROUND ^^^^^^RIGHT
verysiriuspotterhead: egberts: hudlionunshod: egberts: warhammer-of-cillyhoo: egberts: egberts: my mom finally bought a toaster why did this get notes we’re happy for you its just a toaster Actually it is more than just a toaster; it is a short story. “Finally” denotes anticipation. “My mom” is character development: you have a mom. “Bought a toaster” is the clear...
svveden: how dare you call me stupid. i know tons of useless information
bombshellofmalibu: if i had a dollar for everytime someone called me ugly i’d be broke cause i’m perfect lol later losers
2treehill: if i follow u and u follow me we are friend
The differences between puberty.
sodamnrelatable: When girls go through puberty: When boys go through puberty:
Teacher: Name one life-changing event
Me: Finding out about alt+reblog
have u ever accidentally opened the wrong cabinet in ur kitchen and it’s just like wtf how long have i lived here again
me: eats a snack while making a snack
llcooljofficial: one time in 7th grade everyone in my class got really quiet so i said “dildo” just to see the ridiculous reaction since i knew how immature 7th graders were for 30 minutes, there was an uncontrollable uproar of laughter and someone fell and hit their head on a chair and had to go to the nurse because i said dildo.
egberts: where can i buy that for free
Anonymous asked: I saw your post about killing yourself and I don't know your situation, but please please please don't do anything to harm yourself. I know this probably doesn't mean much to you as you don't even know who I am but you really have so much to live for. You're still so young and have so much to experience, please don't give up on life yet. I can't describe how...
suprassnapbacksandtanks: pluto-was-real: monilip: samandriel: soshootastar: who wants to be a part of the pluto fandom #it’s okay pluto I’m not a planet either I feel like I have been waiting for this post my whole life I swear everyone on this site is high.
Why is it so much effort to kill yourself, i mean like our brains keep everything in our body running and your heart beating and just in working order in general so how can’t you just be like fuck sake i’m so done with existing and be like hey brain can you tell my heart to stop beating now plz. k? thanks babe
asap-tran: really-shit: If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you. fuck
at-boundary-conditions: what if humans have cheat codes like if you jump 14 times and then punch + kick ok awesome now i can walk on water and do calculus
dirtysaves: ragingpaige: dirtysaves: petition for glee to stop ruining songs by fun. petition for glee to stop ruining songs petition for glee to stop
my-wintersoldier: connorsrockinbooty: there is no friendship in mario kart it’s all fun and games until somebody picks rainbow road.
euclase: There should be a Supernatural episode where little kids tell scary stories to each other at a sleepover, and meanwhile the stories are actually happening to Sam and Dean.
I hate how a majority believe that when a girl’s silent she’s falling apart crying inside over thinking ect but maybe she’s just picturing porn in her head
hstyles: the amount of celebrities i would offer my body to without second thought is astounding
potential-and-difference: prop-215: dazegetbrighter: what if rocks are actually soft but just tense up when we touch them? How stoned are you right now? Was that a fucking pun?
How do you know you've just watched an episode of...
THIS IS YOUR MAKEUP FOR THE NIGHT I’m sure that I woke up my neighbours as they just heard me screaming and wailing.. IT WAS AN EMOTIONAL ONE OKAY
I hate it when people take pictures of their face
sodamnrelatable: and then put the comment as “ignore my face”. Bitch, how the fuck are we supposed to ignore your face if it’s the only thing in the damn picture.
fefjade: petit-miss-manson: fefjade: “credit to whoever drew this” THIS IS DRAWN?! :O
thechamberofsecrets: people who say hot cocoa instead of hot chocolate make me uncomfortable
nervousdreakbance: yaygocats: discomplete: “i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography “I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel. “I want to wear shorts but I’m too lazy to shave” the prequel
When the "dumb" kid in the class understands a...
ofmice-andm3n: snarg: i hate when ur laying down using your laptop and u open ur webcam and u look like this accurate
lanadelreese: magicfingers: when somebody likes the same minor character as you but they like them the wrong way THESE ARE THE BEST REACTION GIFS I HAVE EVER SEEN
fwips: oh man aggressively ordering me to do something i’m already doing/planning to do is pretty much guaranteeing that i’m going to stop doing it and take the time to just stare at you with a half blank half incredulous expression on my face
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: 3-2-1queer: When I was in fifth grade I realized I liked girls but I was like “that’s a problem for another day” and literally forgot about it and then in like eleventh grade I was like “oh my god” YOU PROCRASTINATED REALIZING YOUR SEXUALITY THAT’S IT YOU WIN YOU ARE THE QUEEN OF THE PROCRASTINATORS
isnerdy: fishingboatproceeds: onceuponanobsessedfan: John Green is like the Den Mother of tumblr Tuck your shirts in and stop flirting with each other, tumblr! Just kidding. Continue flirting.
im-feelin-supersonic: superlockedhogwartianinthetardis: babyangelcastiel: drilltowardstheheavens: donkeykongcountry2: i love that world war 2 is called world war 2 it sounds like the sequel to an action movie “WORLD WAR 2…. GERMANY’S BACK, AND THIS TIME…. IT’S PERSONAL” this has a great deal of accuracy though #god it better not be a trilogy With all the finales and CISPA? I’m...
worship-the-emenator-because-she: sluttytobias: sluttytobias: what did earth say to the other planets? wow. you guys have no life. oh my god
Tumblr: Only a heartless person would scroll pa-
Me: *Scrolls past*
rampaigehalseyface: seababe: You really only understand how drunk you are when you’re peeing
my dad went out to buy milk. that was seven hours...
superlockedhogwartianinthetardis: castiels-wormstache: doctorspockspaceman: iamthelastdragonlord: castiels-wormstache: i think i have to pick up where he left off Shopping with people, buying things the family discount dad’s on a shopping trip and he hasn’t been home for a few hours Every other fandoms takes a few months to go insane… Supernatural skips several months of no...
principatus: fuck boys but also fuck boys u feel me